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bewbin:

whoredinarygirl:

hello I lost my voice

then how did u make this post?

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(via stability)

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via retiredjesus)

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seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via mitchahoy)

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

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khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: tsav, via stability)

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

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(via ugly)

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stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

(Source: enerds, via ugly)

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lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

(via preparetobemildlyentertained)