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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via stability)

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stop:

human:

human:

why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

becs they can’t even

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rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

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