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queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

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legalmexican:

implodingvagina:

legalmexican:

Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous

What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this

No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am

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mell0wfell0w:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

tHiS

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good

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lionheartedkatherine:

matsurihakari:

That last one.

That last one is me every single night…

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

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river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

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cute-pubes:

maboukes:

I eat bananas like this so straight people dont get the wrong idea

i feel this

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ocheano:

one second of silence for all those Mondays i was supossed to start my diet rip

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